If Only Sarcasm Burned Calories Tote Bag – Funny Quote Collection
Description
For those who lift spirits instead of weights.
This witty “If Only Sarcasm Burned Calories” tote bag is perfect for anyone whose daily workout involves eye rolls and comebacks. Crafted from durable natural cotton canvas, it’s lightweight, eco-friendly, and strong enough to carry groceries, books, or your sense of humor.
Whether you’re heading to class, the café, or the gym (to laugh, not lift), this tote delivers your attitude with style and sarcasm.
⚡ Why You’ll Love It
Hilarious quote with playful typography
Eco-friendly 100% cotton canvas material
Lightweight, reusable, and long-lasting
Soft straps for all-day comfort
Perfect for humor lovers with quick wit and great taste
👜 Specifications
| Feature | Details |
|---|---|
| Material | 100% Natural Cotton Canvas |
| Size | Approx. 38 × 42 cm (15 × 16.5 in) |
| Handle Length | 26 cm (10 in) |
| Print Method | Heat Transfer / Sublimation |
| Care | Hand wash cold, air dry |
| Packaging | Eco-friendly flat fold packaging |
🎁 Perfect For
Sarcasm lovers • Witty friends • Office humor gifts • College students • Everyday carry with a punchline
- UAE Delivery (2 -3 Days)
- International Delivery (7-10 Days)
- Low stock - 1 item left
- Backordered, shipping soon
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